Trump 47

[GOGETUMPOKE]

In case you’re having trouble keeping up, here’s a summary . . .

Trump: I am cutting wasteful spending by our Government.

Democrats: IMPEACH HIM! We told you that Trump would be a dictator on day 1!!

Elon: We are $36 Trillion in debt, let’s find ways to cut Government spending.

Democrats: NO ONE VOTED FOR ELON MUSK!

RFK Jr.: I want to make America Healthy Again!

Democrats: WHAT!?! Noooo!!! You can’t do that!!

Trump: I will be putting a 25% Tariff on Mexico and Canada for refusing to work with America to stop the trafficking of deadly drugs coming into our Country.

Democrats: WTF!! Americans will now have to pay higher prices for Avocados and Coronas.

Tulsi: We should discuss the U.S. DoD funded bio labs in Ukraine.

Democrats: OH!! HELL NO! Tulsi is Putin’s puppet!!

Trump: I am deporting criminals who are in our Country illegally.

Democrats: Ummm?!?! Who will pick our crops????

RFK Jr.: I want to put an end to the rise of Chronic Diseases in children.

Democrats: Hey, dummy…that is literally Big Pharma’s job!!

Trump: We should look into ending all Incomes taxes on tips, overtime and social security.

Democrats: WTF!! What about egg prices?!?

Elon: We should investigate how members of Congress making low end 6-figure salaries become multi-millionaires.

Democrats: PANIC!! Billionaire Musk will have access to your home address and social security number!

Hegseth: We shouldn’t spend billions protecting foreign borders, while completely ignoring our own.

Democrats: WHAT ABOUT EGG PRICES?!?

RFK Jr.: We need to ban toxic dyes and bring awareness to the negative impacts on Fluoride in our water.

Democrats: SOMEONE, STOP HIM!! He is a crazy conspiracy theorist!!!

Trump: I am protecting women’s sports by signing an Executive Order to ban biological males from biological female’s sports.

Democrats: HORRIBLE!!! Only evil people would do such awful things to transgender women!!!

Elon: Should we audit the IRS next?

Democrats: The Rocket Scientist is, like, the dumbest billionaire, like, ever!

Then they send this guy in to defend it all Seriously can't make this stuff up.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1889708980315828255

 

[Stillwaterman]

At least Mexico can be happy it wasn't renamed the Gulf of USA.

South Texas would be more fitting.

 

[cowboyinexile]

 

[Rob B.]

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Wait a minute, is there more evidence of this than just a tweet?

 

[PF5]

In case you’re having trouble keeping up, here’s a summary . . .you know, the other side of the coin...

Trump: I am cutting wasteful spending by our Government.

republicans: good, as long as it´s a conservative billionaire in charge that is looking out for the interest of the working class!!

Elon: We are $36 Trillion in debt, let’s find ways to cut Government spending.

republicans: yes, elon is perfect for this job...x/twitter is worth almost 80% less than when he purchased it !

RFK Jr.: I want to make America Healthy Again!

republicans: finally, Michelle Obama did this earlier, and we bitched about it, but now itś different..and no vaccines...f*&k science!

Trump: I will be putting a 25% Tariff on Mexico and Canada for refusing to work with America to stop the trafficking of deadly drugs coming into our Country.

republicans: I won´t mind paying more for groceries, that was only under biden that it bothered me...and all drug trafficking will stop, although the vast majority comes across from POE, but who cares?.

Tulsi: We should discuss the U.S. DoD funded bio labs in Ukraine.

republicans: yes, tulsi, continue to spew russian propaganda...we understand miscommunication and misunderstanding!

Trump: I am deporting criminals who are in our Country illegally.

republicans: letś get the criminals first...no? oh, ok, well try not to separate families...no can do?, uh, ok...oh well, they were taking our jobs anyways, I will gladly be a foreman in the fields...foreman of who? oh well, oops...I don´t mind paying more for food as long as we get these hombres out!

RFK Jr.: I want to put an end to the rise of Chronic Diseases in children.

republicans: he doesn´t know how he´s going to do it, but he will, because we have no clue why autism is higher today, or that it is in part due to it not being recognized as a disorder before the 80´s!!

Trump: We should look into ending all Incomes taxes on tips, overtime and social security.

republicans: most experts think this could make things worse, but tRump has never led us astray before...InTrumpWeTrust!

Elon: We should investigate how members of Congress making low end 6-figure salaries become multi-millionaires.

republicans: good, but please don´t investigate yourself or tRump or vance or any maga, and some of your numbers are quite skewed and inaccurate, but who cares?!

Hegseth: We shouldn’t spend billions protecting foreign borders, while completely ignoring our own.

republicans: screw our allies...we don´t want any help from them either...9/11??????!?

RFK Jr.: We need to ban toxic dyes and bring awareness to the negative impacts on Fluoride in our water.

republicans: there´s not enough scientific proof that small concentrations of flouride are in any way harmful, but rfk is smart, he once had a brain worm!!!

Trump: I am protecting women’s sports by signing an Executive Order to ban biological males from biological female’s sports.

republicans: very important, cuz we all know a man would transgender just so he could be good in sports...and the trans population in NCAA sports is anywhere between 0.004 and 0.008 (including trans men)...this is a top priority!!!

Elon: Should we audit the IRS next?

republicans: I mean, he did use a poll on his right leaning x/twitter...and as long as he is transparent...eventually...kind of like waiting on his buddies tax returns...

 

[Polds4OSU]

Ok so Congress passed this funding, approved it, it was paid out and they just took it out of the state bank account

Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yasharali) on Threads

The New York City Comptroller says Elon Musk and the DOGE team raided New York City’s bank accounts and illegally clawed back $80 million in federal funding.

www.threads.net

 

[Polds4OSU]

 

[Big Huck]

Wait a minute, is there more evidence of this than just a tweet?

New evidence has come to light, man!

 

[cowboyinexile]

Wait a minute, is there more evidence of this than just a tweet?

Uh, spend 5 minutes on the internet.

'A mockery': Trump's new meme-coin sparks anger in crypto world

The president's meme-coin launch is being criticised as a stunt, while impatience grows for deregulation.

www.bbc.com

Early Crypto Traders Had Speedy Profit on Trump Coin as Others Suffered Losses

Some traders made tens of millions off a new cryptocurrency launched by President Trump and his sons. Many others lost out.

www.nytimes.com

Trump and His Family Earned Millions From Trump Coin While 810,000 Others Lost Money: Report

Donald Trump and early investors have earned millions from $TRUMP coin while 813,294 wallets have registered $2 billion in collective losses.

www.rollingstone.com

 

[cowboyinexile]

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Its kinda like how elections are fraudulent if he doesn't win.

34 has the temper and cognitive ability of a 3 year old.

 

[Rob B.]

Uh, spend 5 minutes on the internet.

'A mockery': Trump's new meme-coin sparks anger in crypto world

The president's meme-coin launch is being criticised as a stunt, while impatience grows for deregulation.

www.bbc.com

Early Crypto Traders Had Speedy Profit on Trump Coin as Others Suffered Losses

Some traders made tens of millions off a new cryptocurrency launched by President Trump and his sons. Many others lost out.

www.nytimes.com

Trump and His Family Earned Millions From Trump Coin While 810,000 Others Lost Money: Report

Donald Trump and early investors have earned millions from $TRUMP coin while 813,294 wallets have registered $2 billion in collective losses.

www.rollingstone.com

I thought the would convey the sarcasm. My bad.

 

[TheMonkey]

In case you’re having trouble keeping up, here’s a summary . . .

Trump: I am cutting wasteful spending by our Government.

Democrats: IMPEACH HIM! We told you that Trump would be a dictator on day 1!!

Elon: We are $36 Trillion in debt, let’s find ways to cut Government spending.

Democrats: NO ONE VOTED FOR ELON MUSK!

RFK Jr.: I want to make America Healthy Again!

Democrats: WHAT!?! Noooo!!! You can’t do that!!

Trump: I will be putting a 25% Tariff on Mexico and Canada for refusing to work with America to stop the trafficking of deadly drugs coming into our Country.

Democrats: WTF!! Americans will now have to pay higher prices for Avocados and Coronas.

Tulsi: We should discuss the U.S. DoD funded bio labs in Ukraine.

Democrats: OH!! HELL NO! Tulsi is Putin’s puppet!!

Trump: I am deporting criminals who are in our Country illegally.

Democrats: Ummm?!?! Who will pick our crops????

RFK Jr.: I want to put an end to the rise of Chronic Diseases in children.

Democrats: Hey, dummy…that is literally Big Pharma’s job!!

Trump: We should look into ending all Incomes taxes on tips, overtime and social security.

Democrats: WTF!! What about egg prices?!?

Elon: We should investigate how members of Congress making low end 6-figure salaries become multi-millionaires.

Democrats: PANIC!! Billionaire Musk will have access to your home address and social security number!

Hegseth: We shouldn’t spend billions protecting foreign borders, while completely ignoring our own.

Democrats: WHAT ABOUT EGG PRICES?!?

RFK Jr.: We need to ban toxic dyes and bring awareness to the negative impacts on Fluoride in our water.

Democrats: SOMEONE, STOP HIM!! He is a crazy conspiracy theorist!!!

Trump: I am protecting women’s sports by signing an Executive Order to ban biological males from biological female’s sports.

Democrats: HORRIBLE!!! Only evil people would do such awful things to transgender women!!!

Elon: Should we audit the IRS next?

Democrats: The Rocket Scientist is, like, the dumbest billionaire, like, ever!

 

[Polds4OSU]

The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler) on Threads

DROP SITE: “State Dept procurement forecast lists Tesla as the recipient of the largest expected contract, with Marco Rubio’s department planning to buy $400,000,000 worth of “Armored Tesla” — modified December 13, 2024, a month after Trump’s election.”...

www.threads.net

 

[Polds4OSU]

House Republicans release a budget resolution that calls for cutting taxes by up to $4.5 trillion and sets a goal of slashing federal spending by $2 trillion.

The resolution also would raise the debt limit by $4 trillion ahead of a deadline this year.

NBC News (@nbcnews) on Threads

House Republicans release a budget resolution that calls for cutting taxes by up to $4.5 trillion and sets a goal of slashing federal spending by $2 trillion. The resolution also would raise the debt limit by $4 trillion ahead of a deadline this year.

www.threads.net

 

[cowboyinexile]

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The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler) on Threads

DROP SITE: “State Dept procurement forecast lists Tesla as the recipient of the largest expected contract, with Marco Rubio’s department planning to buy $400,000,000 worth of “Armored Tesla” — modified December 13, 2024, a month after Trump’s election.”...

www.threads.net

What do we need armored Teslas for?

Also I thought the current administration is pretty anti-electric?

 

[steross]

House Republicans release a budget resolution that calls for cutting taxes by up to $4.5 trillion and sets a goal of slashing federal spending by $2 trillion.

The resolution also would raise the debt limit by $4 trillion ahead of a deadline this year.

NBC News (@nbcnews) on Threads

House Republicans release a budget resolution that calls for cutting taxes by up to $4.5 trillion and sets a goal of slashing federal spending by $2 trillion. The resolution also would raise the debt limit by $4 trillion ahead of a deadline this year.

www.threads.net

Math is hard.

 

[Vakarian74]

What do we need armored Teslas for?

Also I thought the current administration is pretty anti-electric?

They are anti anyone but them
Making money.

 

[Rob B.]

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The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler) on Threads

DROP SITE: “State Dept procurement forecast lists Tesla as the recipient of the largest expected contract, with Marco Rubio’s department planning to buy $400,000,000 worth of “Armored Tesla” — modified December 13, 2024, a month after Trump’s election.”...

www.threads.net

Oh, so now you don't want the government to buy electric vehicles. Unreal!

 

[Rob B.]

What do we need armored Teslas for?

Also I thought the current administration is pretty anti-electric?

How many armored vehicles do you suppose the government buys?

 

[cowboyinexile]

How many armored vehicles do you suppose the government buys?

Not many to be honest. I'm assuming the presidential motorcade but we already have those. Outside of that, what else would they need them for?