Its black Friday. As terrified as I am of the Somalian gangs roaming the streets Im more concerned about Karen really wanting the wall mounting lamp I grabbed and braining me with her new frying pan over it.
Think Im going to just venture out for new shoes since and hope I don't get r@ped and murdered on the 3 minute drive home. May even avoid the one stop light between me and safety behind my Purge style security system because this. Its basically Mad Max every single day here.
