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You know what I've come to hate the most in my few hours in the Red Hatted Cult... those stupid illegals. You know i heard that 500 billion of them came over the border last month from Greenland -true fact. Did you know they are stealing ALL of the jobs from us true Americans, especially the higher paying science and technology ones that us college grads prefer to take. I mean it'd be one thing if they were taking field work jobs I don't want and most Americans wont take, but no they are shipping them over from all of these countries to steal all the jobs that require all that schooling I got.

You know what we should do? Instead of sending them back, we should invade that stupid island... and while we're at it and take control of it all, we should cut ALL environmental regulations and considerations so people can build whatever they want and dump their waste anywhere. It'll save time and money, and who cares where it all ends up. Its not my problem. And, you know what else, my shower head doesn't flow enough water to really rinse off my bald head very well, it takes minutes for me to take a shower. California needs to turn their water back on, it's just like a faucet, just turn it on more and boom problem solved.

And another thing, eggs are too expensive.

There, did I properly follow the Orange skinned red hat ways? It was my first try, hope I did it right.
 
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You know what I've come to hate the most in my few hours in the Red Hatted Cult... those stupid illegals. You know i heard that 500 billion of them came over the border last month from Greenland -true fact. Did you know they are stealing ALL of the jobs from us true Americans, especially the higher paying science and technology ones that us college grads prefer to take. I mean it'd be one thing if they were taking field work jobs I don't want and most Americans wont take, but no they are shipping them over from all of these countries to steal all the jobs that require all that schooling I got.

You know what we should do? Instead of sending them back, we should invade that stupid island... and while we're at it and take control of it all, we should cut ALL environmental regulations and considerations so people can build whatever they want and dump their waste anywhere. It'll save time and money, and who cares where it all ends up. Its not my problem. And, you know what else, my shower head doesn't flow enough water to really rinse off my bald head very well, it takes minutes for me to take a shower. California needs to turn their water back on, it's just like a faucet, just turn it on more and boom problem solved.

And another thing, eggs are too expensive.

There, did I properly follow the Orange skinned red hat ways? It was my first try, hope I did it right.
Dont' forget rake/sweep your forests!

Problem solved!
 
the fun thing about political parties is that if biden was the one making these statements regarding Greenland, Canada, Panama Canal, Gulf of Mexico, maga's would be saying 'the dude has lost his mind, he's senile...' etc...
Senile war-monger! Trump stops wars!
 
the fun thing about political parties is that if biden was the one making these statements regarding Greenland, Canada, Panama Canal, Gulf of Mexico, maga's would be saying 'the dude has lost his mind, he's senile...' etc...

Goes both ways. I’d love to read this thread if it were Biden saying these things. Someone here would defend it. I’ve seen enough to know.
 
Goes both ways. I’d love to read this thread if it were Biden saying these things. Someone here would defend it. I’ve seen enough to know.

Anti Trump yeah. Just Biden probably not. There was a reason people that hate Trump felt somewhere between euphoria and relief when he dropped out.

And the point is Biden, or any other politician in modern history hasn't touched the level of insane Trump has. Unless Biden tries to declare martial law to keep Trump from being inaugurated there really isn't anything you can use to say well I bet the Democrats would be ok with that. I don't think anyone would defend Biden saying he isn't ruling out invading territory controlled by a NATO ally. No one seriously thinks he's going to act on it but just floating the idea is nuts. If Trudeau said publicly that Canada should invade Alaska we would look it as a declaration of war. But Trump gets a pass?
 
Anti Trump yeah. Just Biden probably not. There was a reason people that hate Trump felt somewhere between euphoria and relief when he dropped out.

And the point is Biden, or any other politician in modern history hasn't touched the level of insane Trump has. Unless Biden tries to declare martial law to keep Trump from being inaugurated there really isn't anything you can use to say well I bet the Democrats would be ok with that. I don't think anyone would defend Biden saying he isn't ruling out invading territory controlled by a NATO ally. No one seriously thinks he's going to act on it but just floating the idea is nuts. If Trudeau said publicly that Canada should invade Alaska we would look it as a declaration of war. But Trump gets a pass?
Yeah. Not even the most senile version of Biden on a cocktail of uppers, downers, and everything in between would threaten to invade/forcefully take our allies. This is what they do though. They just pretend Donald Trump isn't batshit insane.
 
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