cowboyinexile

I just want to bang Shakira again

Every time I hear one of his songs, a cordless Sawzall appears in my hand like some kind of redneck Excalibur.

Saw this and now every time I read something like your comment I think..."The children yearn for the mines" :ROFLMAO:

Very pious Very Christian Kid Rock makes songs for people with no copper wire left in their house

If we go back to gilded age safety standards we could save money on tobacco.

He could have said it the other way, studies have ruled out the possibility that vaccines cause autism. They way he said it the first...

Way to say the quiet part out loud there

He is going to pull some Phantom of the Opera type stuff after his term us up.

He's a professional troll. And also the US ambassador to Malaysia nominee because why not I guess

If Massie falls out a window...

Wasn't calling you out. Just misunderstood the sarcasm

If everyone just worked until they died it would save a bunch in end of life costs. Also maybe send the kids into factories at 8...